Sunday, September 13, 2015

Top 10 List . Fortune Cookie

Scott's top ten list

What you don't want to see in your fortune cookie.

10. You forgot a very important item.
9. Don't travel today,
8. Expect a fall.
7. Your lucky number is 13.
6. With a cheap tip like that you expect good luck?
5. The buxom waitress you flirted with is not a girl.
4. Made in China
3. Run to the pharmacy and buy pepto bismal.
2. Why are there so many lost cat posters nearby?
1. It wasn't chicken.

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