Am I covered for that?
(Questions for Jake from State Farm)
If a volcano grows in my yard,
Am I covered for that?
If I am bitten by a Saint Bernard,
Am I covered for that?
If an asteroid crashes through my roof,
Am I covered for that?
If a thief pulls my gold tooth,
Am I covered for that?
If my wiring is chewed up by a mouse,
Am I covered for that?
If a snow plow plows through my house,
Am I covered for that?
If my attic is colonized by killer bees,
Am I covered for that?
If my carpet is infested by radioactive fleas,
Am I covered for that?
With these questions one must prod,
The policy does not cover an act of God.
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