On a dirt road in Uganda
In Uganda was a troop of wild baboons,
My comrades thought them buffoons.
So they strayed quite far from the car,
Proving the baboons were not the buffoons.
(No baboons or missionaries were harmed in this incident though some missionaries learned a new respect for all things wild. Fortunately another car stopped ahead of us and their hasty retreat provided an object lesson for my comrades whose retreat was more leisurely.)